Hollywood's big sequels

Ghostbusters 3, Avatar 2, Spider-Man 4... These are just a few of the major movies coming back for another scoop of box office mullah over the next few years. HIM has very specific requests for each one of them. Some of them are streaking onto a cinema screen near you in a matter of months. Some of them are still a twinkle in Tinseltown's eye. All of them are blockbusters that they want to make and you want to see. Sequels, though, are notoriously tricky muthas - for every The Dark Knight, there's a pointy-nippled Batman & Robin. So, to help Hollywood avoid turning its favourite franchises into sloppy seconds (or thirds or fourths), MSN Movies has some very specific requests for every single one of them...

Spider-Man 4

Frankly, we don't mind what they do with the Spidey sequel so long as it doesn't feature another head-slapping musical dance sequence. Thomas Haden Church back as Sandman? Sam Raimi wasn't keen but (500) Days Of Summer director Marc Webb might be the answer to the franchise's problems.

Ghostbusters 3

Who you gonna call? Sigourney Weaver, hopefully. But a crusties-in-love romance between her and Bill Murray might be a bit much. Slimer, obviously, is a must. Scripters Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky need to use the jokes they write for The Office US not stinky caveman 'comedy' Year One.

Avatar 2

We don't really mind the fact that Jim Cameron remade Dances With Wolves. Let's not make the sequel a remake of Waterworld, though, eh? Jim says it might take place on one of Pandora's moons. Just no more tree-hugging eco-blather, thankyouverymuch.(my view)-Whats wrong with cleaning up and trying to make this world a better place to live you shitbags?.

District 10

No image District 9 was neck-and-neck with Avatar as the best sci-fi film of 2009. The difference? It cost just $30 million (roughly Avatar's lunch budget). With $300 million, director Neil Blomkamp could probably make the greatest alien invasion film of all time. Imagine it: an army of "forkin' prawns" storming Earth to rescue their people and save dweeb-turned-mutant Sharlto Copley. Bring it.

Transformers 3

Bafflingly, director Michael 'I love blowing things up' Bay claims his second robo-sequel "won't be as robot-heavy" and will have "less explosions". Will he use the extra room for "a script" and "robots that don't dry-hump Megan Fox"? If only.

Star Trek 2

Word on the streets is that JJ Abrams' Trek sequel is all about snake-blooded reptilian villains The Gorn. It needs a hardcore baddie, that's for sure, with Eric Bana's underwritten Romulan the weak link in the first film. And surely it's time for Kirk to undertake a seduce-and-destroy mission on Uhuru...

Paranormal Activity 2

Saw VI director Kevin Greutert has one simple task: make it better than Saw VI and The Blair Witch Project 2. Shouldn't be hard. Maybe a teensy-weensy bit more action, too. There's only so long you can sit watching an empty room before you start slipping into a coma.

Sherlock Holmes 2

After that tantalising end to Guy Richie's blockbuster romp, Brad Pitt is now in the frame to play Holmes' arch-nemesis Professor Moriarty. Downey Jr versus Pitt? Yes. Puh-lease. Oh, one more thing. This time, how about a story that actually makes sense? Just a little bit of sense, that's all we ask.(my view)-American's CAN NOT put on a british accents to save their lives let alone play an english role......enough said...move on.

Jurassic Park 4

Forget Tintin. Spielberg and Peter Jackson should team up to make the best Jurassic Park since, well, Jurassic Park. Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum and everyone else return. So do the pterodactyls from JP3. Andy Serkis can play probably play a T-rex.

I Am Legend 2

After Will Smith blew himself to high heaven in the first film, Alice Braga and little Ethan should join the survivors colony and blast it out with mutants. That's 28 Days Later meets Aliens, we're saying. Get James Cameron to direct it and we're sold.

National Treasure 3

Nicolas Cage is shockingly killed in the opening scene and replaced by daring archaeologist turned adventurer Hugh Jackman. The title changes to Indiana Jones And The National Treasure. Spielberg directs. George Lucas goes nowhere near it. There are no aliens. Hey, if you're going to rip off a franchise, do it properly. Theres others coming but they do not interest me like"Wallstreet 2,The untouchables 2,ect and frankly a few gay movies(men and woman)those make me sick,so i didn't post those un-natural one either

U2 and Jay-Z record song for Haiti

U2 and Jay-Z duetted in front of Berlin's Brandenburg Gate last year. U2, Jay-Z and producer Swizz Beatz have recorded a song together to raise money for victims of the Haiti earthquake. U2's guitarist The Edge told Irish radio station 2FM the band "wrote a song, finished and recorded" last week after being contacted about the idea. The Edge, Bono and Jay-Z, along with Rihanna, are due to appear in London for "a group performance" as part of Friday's Hope For Haiti telethon. George Clooney's two-hour benefit show will be aired on MTV in the UK. The Edge told 2FM DJ Dave Fanning over the weekend: "Bono got a call from a producer, Swizz. He and Jay-Z wanted to do something for Haiti. "So Bono came up with the phrase on the phone and last night we were here, we wrote a song, finished, recorded, and sent it back to them. "So, that might be the next thing you hear from us."

'Something amazing'

Swizz Beatz also confirmed the project on his Twitter page, saying: "Me, Bono, Hova [Jay-Z's nickname] have something to say about Haiti. Stay tuned. "I told you I was working on something amazing for Haiti. They need us!" It is not clear when the single will be released, or whether the artists plan to premiere the song during Friday's telethon Jay-Z has played with the Irish rock group before, popping up for a handful of dates on last year's 360 tour, and adding a rap to their hit single Sunday Bloody Sunday during the 2009 MTV Europe Awards. George Clooney has been organising the Hope For Haiti telethon. Meanwhile, more acts have been added to the bill for the Haiti telethon including Coldplay, who will play at "a London location" alongside Jay-Z. Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow and Keith Urban will appear in Los Angeles while Haitian-born Fugees star Wyclef Jean, Sting, Mary J Blige, Shakira and Bruce Springsteen will be among performers in New York. Funds raised will go to Oxfam America, Red Cross, Unicef, Partners in Health and the Yele Haiti Foundation. The telethon will be screened live in the UK from 0100 GMT on Saturday 23 January. In the US, the telethon is being screened live without commercials on a number of channels including NBC, ABC and CBS. GET IT THREW YOUR HEADS,THEY DO NOT EVER CARE,THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR STUNTS TO BOOST THEIR"DWINDLING"PROFILES,WHY DO YOU THINK THEY RECORDED A SONG SO FAST...THEY COULD HAVE DONE IT YEARS AGO AS THEY WERE STARVING AND IN DROUT-BUT NOOOOOO! THEY SEE THIS TRAGEDY AS A FAST WAY TO EARN MORE MONEY AND TO HAVE MORE PR AND MORE SPOTLIGHT NOT BECAUSE THEY CARE.....THEY DO NOT! CELEBS..DON'T YOU FUCKING LOATH THEM.......I DO!

The Message:From HIM To HER

FROM ME TO MY BABY TO WHOM IS AT WORK AT THE MOMENT! Love HIM-ET xxxx

I LOVE BARBARA=I(HEART)B

Twilight

It's sad but TRUE,the law ALWAYS sides with the women....i tell you it's not fair,i mean,if woman takes their tops off and hell out saying"i love you" NOTHING will be done-by the cops or she won't be called pedo or other names...but when you reverse the roles of everyone,a man shouting"i love you"to the female celebs(remember roles are reversed-ie:the boy celebs are now girls remember) they will be sent to jail and be on the Pedo list when their released from prison and get hounded still......the law favorites the female 98% of the time...tell me whores!wheres the equality you fought so hard for?..you did the woman's lib thing for the MONEY that's it...you can't hack what men do......fact......can you swing a pick all day diging?.....NO....can you work on a building site lumping bricks up and down all day........NO........or build a sky scraper ie: walk in the open air on metal beams?......NO......these men SHOULD get more money because they are risking their lives and carrying heavy equipment all day.......you sit at desks,go door to door ect....easy,safe,none life threatening work!....so STOP your bitching over pay and released one thing........YOUR GETTING AWAY WILL TO MUCH ALREADY!from day fucking one i might add.........yes CAVE WOMAN......we went hunting for you,clothing you,carrying you.......so stop your nagging ok! don't hate me for speaking the truth,men live woman yes....but i have something other guys don't..BALLS! the other men's wives,girlfriend,s or partners have them in their purses....I DON'T

Woman finds oven glove in bread

The baker of Hovis bread was fined £750 after a woman found part of an oven glove baked into a slice. The victim, from Northern Ireland, toasted the white bread and had begun to eat it when she noticed the material. The packet turned out to be full of shreds of the hessian-type cloth. Chairman of Omagh Council Paddy Magowan said: "The very fact that they have been fined quite a substantial sum should send out a warning to all other companies to be on your best behaviour and to be very careful about your processes and manufacturing." Herefordshire-based Hovis makers Premier Foods was prosecuted for selling food to the prejudice a purchaser at Omagh Magistrates' Court, Co Tyrone. District Judge Greg McCourt imposed the fine on January 8 and ordered the company to pay court costs of £85 after it had earlier pleaded guilty. The loaf had been bought from a local shop just before Christmas 2008. When the victim discovered the contamination she reported the matter to the environmental health section of the council. Chief environmental health officer at the council Barny Heywood said: "Environmental Health Officers work with food businesses to provide advice on complying with food safety laws. However, when they fail to follow that advice, formal action must be considered." A spokesman for Premier Foods said: "We go to great lengths to assure the quality of our great British brands but on this isolated occasion we have fallen short of our usual high standards and apologise for any distress caused to the customer."(my view)-This was mo accident..........come on!how blind do you have to be not to notice......okok! the dough(not cooked yet) may cover it up but once baked you can clearly see the glove....they do NOT CARE! enough said,this was no accident