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Saturday 12 December 2009

What is the point-things we can do without

Unicycles--As its name suggests, a unicycle is similar to a bicycle but it only has one wheel. The effects of removing a wheel are all negative. Balancing on a unicycle requires much more effort and leads to a much greater likelihood of falling off. Taking away a wheel is also much slower. The maximum speed reached on a unicycle is approximately 35 km/h (22 mph), while Chris Hoy has reached speeds of 70 km/h (40 mph) on his bicycle. Capital letters-- We all know that capital letters indicate the start of each sentence. But why do we need to mark the start of a sentence when the humble full stop has already marked the end? The limited use of capital letters in text speak or in casual emails indicates that capitals are a superfluity to the language, rather than a necessity. In fact, the majority of writing systems - including Georgian, Arabic, Hebrew and Chinese - do not have an upper and lower case system. Denton railway station-- As dead as a station in the Australian outback, the unstaffed railway station in Denton, Manchester has got to be Britain's most redundant railway stop. One train per week stops at Denton on Saturday mornings. But be warned: Denton is a request stop, so it may be necessary to flag the train down using your arms. To make matters worse, there are no return tickets to Denton - the weekly service runs only in one direction. You can leave, but you won't be coming back again in a hurry. The word inflammable-- The in- prefix of inflammable means 'into', rather than 'not', leaving us with two words -- flammable and inflammable -- with exactly the same meaning. But not only is the word inflammable needless, it is also dangerous. When labelling commercial and industrial products, 'flammable' is considered to be the safer choice because of the potentially disastrous consequences of misinterpreting 'inflammable'. To add to the confusion, the word most frequently used to convey the opposite meaning to flammable is nonflammable, but noninflammable also exists. Ties-- Ties once served a sociological purpose: archaeological evidence in China suggests that the ancient elite hung fabric around their necks as a means of marking their elevated status. But now that mankind has invented other ways of exhibiting wealth - the Ferrari parked in the driveway, or the penthouse in Park Lane - ties no longer serve such a function. So dangling coloured material from around the neck does what, exactly? The pointlessness of the tie is perhaps beaten only by that sixteenth-century folly: the neck ruff. At their most extreme, starched ruffs could reach a foot or more in diameter and had to be propped by specially made wires. Fortunately, they fell out of fashion as quickly as they entered it. Male nipples-- Beating off stiff competition from underarm hair and wisdom teeth, male nipples sit proudly at the top of our most useless body parts list. We know why men have nipples, but that doesn't negate the fact that they serve no practical purpose - they do not, ordinarily, produce milk. All the varieties of pasta shapes-- Various shapes of pasta have different flavours, textures, cooking times, and each must be used in the appropriate context. Obviously, it's important to get the right pasta for the right sauce. After all, lasagne wouldn't be lasagne if it weren't for those thin layers of baked pasta nestled between the sauce and cheese. However, is there really any point to lasagnette (a narrower version of lasagne) or lasagnotte (a longer version of lasagna)? Or does the average person really care whether they're eating penne rigate (penne with ridged sides), penne lisce (penne with smooth sides), penne zita (penne with a slightly wider hole), or pennette (penne that is slightly shorter and thinner)? I would hazard a guess at no. Gay And Lesbian-- Your not born gay,nor do you have a gay gene,its a choice to be gay,no matter how much the gay community debates that these genes are real or that"we do not have a choice"we DO,we know animals in the animal kingdom go gay for the fact that they want to have sex but we humans have evolved enough to think of the consequences,HIV,AIDs and other STDs,infecting others,unable to reproduce(unable to have kids)plus other factors,its natural law that we reproduce,gay people turn their backs on this basic rule plus adopting babies and kids has shown to destroy that childs choice whether to be gay or not,they grow up thinking that being gay is normal,gays SHOULD be banned from adopting Spam-- The chances of someone responding to spam is approximately one in 12.5 million. It may be extremely cheap to market a product by sending out junk e-mails, but surely such an enormous failure rate should deter even the most persistent person... Please?

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Now that was an interesting bit of information! Loved this Hunny! I agree about the Gay/Lesbian information! xxxxxxxxx

WindBlowerTM said...
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WindBlowerTM said...

I am thankful for searching and find this blog, who ever it belongs to, everything that reminds me of H.I.M I bend for and adore. And so must I say I do enjoy and adore reading these blogs, even thou they are new to me. I love a bright mind who ever it belongs to. I like this post (the first one I am reading here) starting out very interesting to read, then moving into the more serious. I personally do not care about upper and lower case systems, probably because I suck at being political correct (sorry for the bad word – hope it’s alright to say here). This is also why I tend to make a letter in the midst of a word Capital. Many places in Denmark (where I am from) have only one railroad station, maybe we don’t really that many.. but then again we are too many people on earth especially in the big cities, so there they might need more, or it would be to cramp even for my style (I get freaked out if I am around too many people – so I like the ghost like places – as the desert). But running in only one direction is not really that kind to the people of Denton, they could at least return, at some point. The part about ‘inflammable’ I really liked, so true and not a good thing to read upon a label, especially upon product that one is about to use – it’s a word game like politics, wouldn’t you say.. I did not know that the word ‘non-inflammable’ was in use, wow talk about confusion, yet I am not confused, rather see the ‘non-inflammable’ label (I think).
Personally I hate Ties, tie it around my neck and string me up, let me hang there a little bit and I’ll get back to you if I can – is what I say. I find it pointless too, and a waste of time. I only find it sexy on a woman with no shirt on and just the tie, then I am alright with it.
Haha male nipples pointless too, well that’s up for a debate, who knows what we are going to be male or female, we are still debating with ourselves (or the Lord) when we are inside our mothers *haha* but you are right, and yet some men feel some emotions when they are touched, I am not the great debater on this point, but I like them.
Pasta shapes: Suck in the kitchen so I’ll leave this part for the cook, and say bon’apetit.
Being gay or lesbian, I personally do not care what people choose. I know the statement that some believe that they are borne with these emotions, and to some extend I understand their feelings. Sometimes I think I should have been a man, because dam I can get feisty like them, but I am perfectly fine in being a lady, and I have no sexual emotions towards women (I have to be way drunk for that), but I tend to think that I might have been a male in my former life – but again a debate I leave to a much clever head than mine. I just basically love people. But yes if everyone had been gay or lesbian from the beginning, history would not have been as long as it is, just a scientific fact.
I do not like spam, bugs me too much, much more than bugs in general.
Sorry for writing a novel to this post, I just like it a lot – do forgive me. – man I spell like c..p..
sincerely, KL